| I know i haven't posted in a while, and i am not planning on starting again...
But when i found this on a Forum, i had to post it... coz its just TOO TRUE & FUNNY!!!
I appologize in advance if i have offended any one close to me...
1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy b!tch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.
2. To the people who have like 25,000 friends,are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
3. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try and act hardcore with the keyboard fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, your still retarded.
5. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics.
6. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.
7. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!!Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
8. Little 8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
9. If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
10. I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them).
11. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "you will die in 10 days if you dont repost this," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
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